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15 of the Corniest Dad Jokes That Will Make You #FacePalm

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Because nothing says Happy Father’s Day like a list of definitively bad amazing dad jokes. 


A mushroom walks into a bar…

paniolo ribeye

Bartender: “Hey, you can’t drink here!”

Mushroom: “Why not, I’m a fun-gi!”

A man walks into Top of Waikiki…

pear salad

Server: “Would you like to order a soup or salad?”

Dad: “I don’t want a SUPER salad, I just want a regular salad!”

Server: Sure, how about our Pear Salad?”

Dad: “Not a pair, I just want one!”

What do you call a fake noodle?

Shrimp & Veggie Pasta at Top of Waikiki

An impasta!

Why do chicken coops only have 2 doors?

hawaii's only revolving restaurant

Because if they had 4, they’d be chicken sedans!

Father and daughter sit down at Top of Waikiki…

soy miso-braised short ribs

Daughter: “Wow, I’m so hungry, the soy miso-braised short ribs sound great!”

Dad: “Hi Hungry, miso hungry, too!”

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What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

Pickled Beet & Carrot Couscous

“Smells like carrots!”

A couple sits down at Top of Waikiki…

hawaii regional steak and seafood waikiki

Mom: “Have you tried this New Zealand King Salmon?”

Dad: “No, is it better than the Old Zealand King Salmon?”

What did the angry cake ask?

molten chocolate butter cake

“You want a piece of me?”

A filet walks into the bar and orders a drink…

filet mignon at top of waikiki

Bartender says: “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”

Why did the tomato blush?

house salad

Because it saw the salad dressing!

Father and son enjoy the sunset at Top of Waikiki…

pan-seared ahi steak

Son: “I think I’ll have the lobster.”

Dad: “Come on, you don’t have to be shellfish!”

Son: “I think you’d like the pan-seared ahi stead!”

Dad: “Mm…sounds fishy!”

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A couple sits down at Top of Waikiki…


Mom: “Yum, truffled farroto!”

Dad: “Even better than the truffled near-oto!”

Don’t forget a gift for Dad! Reserve your table for Father’s Day and check out Pop’s Big Ribeye, available only on Sunday, June 16. It’s a monster 22-24oz. USDA prime bone-in ribeye with house-made ketchup served with fingerling potatoes, onions, and shishito peppers ($95). Regular menu will also be available.

father's day ribeye