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15 of the Corniest Dad Jokes That Will Make You #FacePalm

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Because nothing says Happy Father’s Day like a list of definitively bad amazing dad jokes. 

 

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A mushroom walks into a bar...

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Bartender: "Hey, you can't drink here!"
Mushroom: "Why not, I'm a fun-gi!"

A couple checks out the menu at Top of Waikiki...

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dad jokes beet salad top of waikiki
Dad: "Wow, I can't believe they beat the avocado just for a salad!"

A man walks into Top of Waikiki...

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Server: "Would you like to order a soup or salad?"
Dad: I don't want a SUPER salad, I just want a regular salad!"
Server: "Sure, how about our Pear Salad?"
Dad: "Not a pair, I just want one!"

What do you call a fake noodle?

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An impasta!

Why do chicken coops only have 2 doors?

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Because if they had 4, they'd be chicken sedans!

Father and daughter sit down at Top of Waikiki...

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dad jokes short ribs top of waikiki
Daughter: "Wow, I'm hungry, the soy miso-braised short ribs sound great!"
Dad: "Hi Hungry, miso hungry, too!"

Holy Shrimp!

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dad jokes cioppino top of waikiki

What did one snowman say to the other snowman?

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"Smells like carrots!"

A couple sits down at Top of Waikiki...

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Mom: "Have you tried this New Zealand King Salmon?"
Dad: "No, is it better than the Old Zealand King Salmon?"

What did the angry cake ask?

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"You want a piece of me??"

A filet walks into the bar and orders a drink...

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Bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

Why did the tomato blush?

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Because it saw the salad dressing!

Father and son enjoy the sunset at Top of Waikiki...

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Son: "I think I'll have the lobster."
Dad: "Come on, you don't have to be shellfish!
Son: "I think you'd like the pan-seared ahi steak!"
Dad: "Mm...sounds fishy!"

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A couple sits down at Top of Waikiki...

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Mom: "Yum, truffled farroto!"
Dad: "Even better than the truffled near-oto!

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